Haiku's on a Train

To remedy the boredom of being a member of the nomadic train tribe, I write haiku's. Not as exciting as snakes on a plane but just as ridiculous.

A Hairku -

Someone once told me
'Life is like losing your hair.'

It gets worse each day.

Awkward Trains -

Some splodges of mud.

A splash of lunch. How long can

I stare at my shoes?

The Contrarian -

Damn politicians.

They're just in it for the cash!

I bloody love them.